Quotable

 

If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either.

  - Dick Cavett

Man Trap: The rose plant

We (humans of the male and rose buying persuasion) see the planted rose bush and think wow, best of both worlds. It’s roses (which we think girls like) and it’s a plant so she’ll have it forever and ever.

What men don’t understand:

The reason women appreciate flowers, is because next to a diamond; cut flowers are the most impractical gift one can possibly purchase. Impractical = romantic. Stick to perishable bouquets men.